Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

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What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

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What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

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Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade