What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

Bloke Jokes More Bloke Jokes

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!