What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

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What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

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What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.