How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

What is the biggest plot twist in spanish soap operas?

When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

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What do you call an Penguin with dandruff?

Frosted Flakes

What do you call a blad man with dandruff?

A Snowglobe!

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What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

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How does every ethnic joke start?

By looking over your shoulder.

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"