How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

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What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

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How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

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How do you know princess diana had dandruff?

Because her head and shoulders were on the dashboard.

How did the paramedics know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glove box

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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

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What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

A: An air bag.

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.