What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

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What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

What's the first thing you know?

Old Jed's a millionaire.

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Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

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What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"