What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

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What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

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What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

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Why do you call it Tiny?

Because it's my newt."

What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.