What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

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What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

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She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

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What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

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Why do you call it Tiny?

Because it's my newt."

What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.