What's the first thing you know?

Old Jed's a millionaire.

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Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

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What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.