How do you know if something is art?

People tell you."

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How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

What is the opposite of Dominoes?

Domi does not know....

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Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

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How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".