How do you know if something is art?

People tell you."

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

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Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

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Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

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What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art