What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

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When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

What keyboard shortcut is extensively used by journalists who work for Breitbart News?

alt right

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How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

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What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks !" Doctor: "Nine."

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter