What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?

Dam!

What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...