Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

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Whoa what do you do for a living?

I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*

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What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

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Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.