Whoa what do you do for a living?

I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*

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Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

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A living Ben and Gwen.

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What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.