What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes

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Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

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What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.