He was all over his wife at the parade
God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
A: You get your job and your wife back.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.
Huge Jackman
I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.
A: a receding hare-line.