Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why did the skeleton go alone to prom?

Because he had to go with.

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

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What did the cat say when it got hurt?

me-OW!

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.