Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

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Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

How do skeletons reproduce?

They don't.

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What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

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Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.