Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Nerve Jokes More Nerve Jokes

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.