Why did the skeleton go alone to prom?

Because he had to go with.

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Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom