What does modern horror films and the 2000 presidential election have in common?

It's Al Gore

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What's Al Gore's dancer name?

Algorithm.

Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment?

Because of an inconvenient tooth.

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Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)