What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

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Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.

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Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.

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Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!