What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

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Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

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