Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

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Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT

What is a chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

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How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

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Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"