Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

How many fingers do I have up?

a gynecologist who thinks he's really funny

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

Click Jokes More Click Jokes

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click