What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

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What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

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What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter."

Why did the otter cross the road?

To say "hello from the otter side"

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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.