What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

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What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

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Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What did the guy say when he found out that his wife's breast s had implants?

THOSE ARE SILLY CONES"

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Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

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What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter."

What did one otter say to the other otter?

Otter you up to?

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What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping