What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

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What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

Wok Jokes More Wok Jokes

What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef?

Take a wok.

What's the name of a Korean cook book?

150 ways to wok your dog

Player Jokes More Player Jokes

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."