What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

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Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

Wok Jokes More Wok Jokes

What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show?

A wok-through.

How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

Player Jokes More Player Jokes

Why is the monsters' football pitch wet?

Because the players keep dribbling on it.

What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.