What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

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When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

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How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

How many indie bands does it take to change a light bulb?

Eh, it's some number you've probably never heard of.

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!