What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

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What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

Why was 10 afraid?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

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What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.