What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

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What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?

Ginger snaps.

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

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How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

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What happened when the frogs car broke down?

It got toad

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away