Frog Car Jokes

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

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What happened when the frogs car broke down?

It got toad

What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

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Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

What type of car does a ghost drive?

A BOOick.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.

How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What's pun plus pun?

Poo

What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do frogs drink ?

Hot croako !

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!