What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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What do frogs deal?

Croakaine

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!

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How does Albus get into Hogwarts?

Through the Dumble-door

How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus