What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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What do you do for a frog with a belly ache?

Rubbit.

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?

A frog in a blender !

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What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

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How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.