Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

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How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

What's your age ?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

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What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies ...

Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.