Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

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What did the son corn say to the mama corn?

Where's pop corn

What did Jose name his son?

Hose B

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What is H20 Made out of?

20 hydrogen atoms.

What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

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Why was the little strawberry sad?

Her mommy was in a jam.

What did baby corn say to mommy corn?

Where's popcorn