What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

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How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

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How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?

PYONG! YANG!

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What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

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What does Kim Jong Un do when he's angry?

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What do you call Kim Jong-un reading a Stephen King novel?

Fearless Reader