Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

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What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

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Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

Whale Weigh Station Jokes More Whale Weigh Station Jokes

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!