Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ?

Whale of fortune !

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How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

Whale Weigh Station Jokes More Whale Weigh Station Jokes

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!