Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

What gets easier to pick up, the more it weighs?

Women

Whale Weigh Station Jokes More Whale Weigh Station Jokes

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station