Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

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What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

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Why does Oregon Ducks need such big suitcases?

Because they Pac-12 of everything

What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

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Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

How do you weigh a Hipster?

In instagrams

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Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!