Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

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Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !

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Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

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Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.