Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

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How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

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Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

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Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!