What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

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What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

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What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

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What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!