Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

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What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

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How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool

Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

How long do chickens work ?

Around the cluck !

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.