Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

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Why are chickens racist?

They are all in the Coop Clucks Clan

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

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What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

What do you call a software developer who's also a gynecologist?

Front-end

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What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.