Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

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Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?

Because I ran over it with my car.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan