Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

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What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ?

Bridget the end of the world !

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What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

How long do chickens work ?

Around the cluck !

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.