Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

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Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

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Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

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What's a tree's favourite composer called?

Bach

Who is a chicken's favorite composer?

Bach

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to