Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

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Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO?

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

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What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!