Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

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Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

What's Mozart doing?

decomposing.

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.