Haydn Jokes

Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

You might also enjoy:

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Music Teacher Jokes More Music Teacher Jokes

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

Mozart Jokes More Mozart Jokes

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

Joseph Jokes More Joseph Jokes

Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Music Composer Jokes More Music Composer Jokes

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.