Haydn Jokes

Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

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Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

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Hive and seek

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Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

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What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

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Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

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Because deep down they're real nice