Music Teacher Jokes

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

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What did Haley Joel Osment find at the top of Mt. Everest?

Icy Dead People

What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

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Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

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Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?

Two dogs howling at the moon.

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How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

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What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

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What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.