Music Teacher Jokes

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

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Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

Subwoofer Jokes More Subwoofer Jokes

What do you call a small dog?

A subwoofer!

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

Haydn Jokes More Haydn Jokes

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.