What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

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How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

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What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

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What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.

Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ?

Bark you car on the drive !

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What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

What do you call a small, noisy dog?

A subwoofer.