Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.