Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ?

Bark you car on the drive !

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.