Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.

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Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

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How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !