Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

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What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?

Litterbox.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark