Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say while it was being transplanted?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.