Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat on a big plate?

a platterpuss

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.