What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

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Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

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Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.