What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

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How do you test a saltshaker ?

You call in a redditor.

Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!