Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

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Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy