What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ?

A jet setter !

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.