What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

What do a baby and a pancake have in common?

If its black it aint good

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

Development Jokes More Development Jokes

Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!