What do a baby and a pancake have in common?

If its black it aint good

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How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

Why do blacks keep on getting stronger?

TVs are getting heavier.

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"