What do a baby and a pancake have in common?

If its black it aint good

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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

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How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

What do pancakes do when they are scared?

They crepe themselves D