Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

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3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

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What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.