Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

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Start from scratch !

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

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What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.