Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

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How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

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What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

What was Mozart's first movement?

His bowels.

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.