What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

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Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

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Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

What's Mozart doing?

decomposing.

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What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.