What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

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What was Mozart's first movement?

His bowels.

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

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What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie?

Decompose yourself.