What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

The food!

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

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What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

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