Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

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Where do snowmen keep their money ?

In a snowbank !

Who's there ! Bellows ! Bellows who ?

Bellows me some money can I have it please !

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What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

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What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.