What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

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What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

What does a redneck say for foreplay?

Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"

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What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.